If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:
There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.
There’s a story that Freddie Mercury didn’t know how to use a microwave and actually called their manager in the middle of the night to ask how to heat up tea with it so yeah, I can totally believe this.
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
"If you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission" you’re not Hispanic you don’t understand the struggle
pug does not care that her eyes are facing different directions.
pug also does not care that she shouldn’t shit on the floor.
pug does not live by your rules.
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation